maliciousmelons:

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

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Today in “Unnecessarily Gendered Products” : White Now Men

gryffodair:

notgivingin-swim:

gryffodair:

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

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OK first that looks weird

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…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

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………….wait

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WHAT THE FUCK

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whaaaaat ?

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that was weird ….

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posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

norcalchicana:

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
  • beyouroffbeat:

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

I asked my high school nurse if I could have a bandaid for my bleeding blister.
"Sorry, I can’t. Bandaids are for emergencies only."
    tropicalifornication:

Yeezus!

    madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

    fandomcollector:

    hello-hannie:

    Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape! 

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    http://www.fashionbymayhem.com/

    That little girl is going places

    this little girl has more of a fashion sense than I do

    Hottest in the zodiac

    scorpioconfessions:

    1. Scorpio
    2. Aquarius
    3. Virgo
    4. Aries
    5. Libra
    6. Cancer
    7. Sagittarius
    8. Pisces
    9. Leo
    10. Taurus
    11. Capricorn
    12. Gemini

    shubbabang:

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    So today was interesting

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